Offsetting a joke?

Here’s a nice tongue in cheek look at offsetting. A timely joke as, rightly or wrongly, the world warms up to carbon offsetting?

Been feeling guilty about cheating on your other half? Worried that infidelity isn't a sound basis for a sustainable relationship? Apparently now you need worry no more, for you can offset all your cheating at http://www.cheatneutral.com

CheatNeutral.com, launching in time for Valentines Day

What is Cheat Offsetting?
Jealousy and heartbreak are a natural part of modern life. And sometimes, no matter how hard we try, it's just not possible to be faithful. That's why at cheatneutral. com you can offset your cheating by paying someone else to remain faithful.
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Loyal and Faithful?
Why not become one of our offset projects? Is loyalty part of your nature? Or maybe you're just happy being single. You can help those who can't help themselves - and get paid for not getting laid.
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Can I offset all my cheating?
At cheatneutral. com we know it's not always possible to be faithful. That's why we give you advice about reducing your cheating and then you can offset your remaining unavoidable cheating.

Cheatneutral. com success stories
James and Jo have been together since they met at school. They cheat on each other regularly – James with an ex-girlfriend he can’t let go of, and Jo with a man who delivers stationary to her office who’s name she doesn’t know. To offset their cheating they fund Chris and Mim through Cheatneutral. In return for the payments from Cheatneutral Chris and Mim promise to remain loyal and faithful to each other so that James and Jo can carry on cheating.

James said about the scheme “Cheatneutral gave us advice on how to reduce our cheating first. We try to spend more quality time together now. And then we offset the remaining, unavoidable cheating from times when we’re drunk or feeling low, by funding projects like Chris and Mim."